Kisah Satu Malam

Jadi kemaren malem itu, sehabis kita ngajar streetkids, sekitaran jam 9 malem. Kita kelaperan nih. Gue, Mojo, Manda, Oyon (pacar Manda dari Pulau Jawa) cari makan. Gue sama Mojo udah kaya kambing  conge nemenin tu anak 2. Zzzz

Akhirnya kita keliling jalan deh. Karena malem itu malem minggu, entah ada apa kok foodcourt pada penuh. Akhirnya kita cari restoran deh dan nyari resto yang makanannya wajar dan HARGA TERJANGKAU kan yee.. Oyon sama Manda memisahkan diri dari kita untuk mendapatkan sedikit privasi, haaha. Gila parah sama aja gue lagi malmingan dinner sm Mojo. Hueheu 

Gue padahal udah menyarankan untuk makan di SC atau J-co aja tapi kata Mojo kaga kenyang makan gituan. Okeeeee.. Gue ngikut aja, sampai kita melihat sebuah restoran, yang tidak ingin dipublikasikan namanya. Restoran bertemakan makanan Indonesia asli, design sangaat sederhana merakyat ala BETAWI , Mojo udah gasabar kan, langsung kita minta tempat untuk dua orang. Kita pesan makanan.

Mojo pesen : Mi kocok bandung, Nasi rames, es teh manis (makan banyak kemana larinya deh?)

Gue pesen : Sop buntut (lagi ngidam parah), es buah segar, air mineral

Oke. Kita sih tenang tenang aja. Sambil nunggu pesenan, kita ngobrol ngobrol ngalor ngidul,

(fyi: di menunya ga ada harganya)

Gue : Eh Jo kok orang orang pada ngeliatin kita semua yaa ?

Mojo : Haha iya, gatau deh. Eh tapi kok disini ga ada anak mudanya ya?  Tua tua tajir semua

Gue : Yaah mampus jangan jangan mahal lagi !

Mojo : Haha iya, ya gapapalaaah sekali kali makan mahaaaaaaal. haha

Gue : ha ha ha (sok tenang)

Ya kita sok asik banget ngobrol ngobrol sana sini ketawa ketiwi dan gue baru tau kalo temen gue satu itu tuh apal semua nama artis ibu kota. Ga tau deh lagi ada acara kali ya semalem itu di Palembang. Serba rame, serba ada artis segala.

Mojo : Yang depan kamu, arah jam 12, group band Naff.

Gue : Hah??  Emang iyaa? (perasaan itu mas mas biasa -,-)

Mojo : Eh eh, belakang kamu, kiri, yang pake hotpants! Marsha idol!

Gue : (ngeliat kebelakang) masa?? (gue aja lupa si marsha yang mana wujudnya)

Mojo : Eh yang dibelakang itu juga deh kayaknya ituu yang pake jilbab, aduh siapa yaa namanyaa??

Gue : (menjaga jarak, ini temen apa wartawan infoteimen)

makanan kita dataaaaang, mi kocoknya Mojo BIASA AJA, es buah gue ASEM PARAH es buah apa es ketek ga tau deh, sop buntut gue PORSI BANYAK GILA kuah lumayan, nasi rames Mojo STANDART AH KAYA DI WARTEG, (daging sama ayamnya ga dimakan dasar Vege !)

Intinya kita cuma yaa kenyang aja nothing speciaal, abis udah capek ngobrol ngobrol sama liatin artis kita minta bill nya, lalu pelayan datang membawa bill nya, gue liatnya 95.000 rupiah Mojo liatnya 160.000 rupiah.

Kita : Ooooohhh masih standarrtt laaaaaaaah...

Gue dan Mojo mengeluarkan uang masing masing seadanya. (fyi : gue di dompet cuma ada 72.000 rupiah) kita kasih ke pelayan, ehh beberapa menit kemudian si pelayan balik lagi.

Pelayan yang jeli dan teliti : maaf mas, ini kurang, totalnya ini 195.305 rupiah (menunjuk bagian bon paling bawah)

Mojo : haaaaaaa ???

Gue : ASTAGAAA astagfirulooooohh... yaaampuuunn paraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh ini paraaah mahal banget!! aku ngga punya uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanggggg!!! huaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Mojo : Sssshh.. Yaudah sih ngmgnya jangan kenceng kenceng, hhaha yaudah santai (semua nya makin ngeliatin kita)

Gue : Seriusss aku cuma punya 72.000 doangg huaaaaaaaaaaaa gimana niiiiiiiiiiiiihhh (serius gue takut bgt suruh nyuci piring kan)

Mojo : Yaudah sini kasih 50.000 nya 20.000-nya keep aja dulu

Gue : huaaaaaaaaa makasih yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (sujud sujud gajadi nyuci piring)

Oke ga perlu lagi gue ceritakan bagaimana perasaan gue saat itu, sudah cukup. Harga diri sudah habis terampas -_-

Abis itu kita pamer ke Oyon sama Manda, Soal dinner kita yang super mahal, hahahha muka gue udah pucet banget udah ga punya apa apa lagi. Terus abis itu kita jalan lagi deh (mau pulang), eh ada pasar malem. Si Manda  kegatelan pengen naek bianglala sm Oyon. Zzzz anak kucing !

Karena gue dan Mojo sudah tidak memiliki apa apa lagi akhirnya kita tau diri, ga main apa apa, tertunduk letih. Dan kemudian pulang sekitar jam 11an malam.

Yahh begitulah lebih kurang ceritanya tentang Kisah Satu Malam kita kemaren malam. 

Thank you for that awesome night fellas ! And for Manda, keepin' strong fight the distance yaa hehe

Sampai jumpa di cerita selanjutnya !

IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO

Hey, I write again. this time, this writing is inspired from someone though. and I make it mine with some changes in some parts. I found it so interesting to write one for my Future Man.

Dear Future Man in Aya's Life,

     First of all, Future Man, please notice how I did not address this letter to my "Future Boyfriend". I refrained from using such a word as... boyfriend, because I have changed my own expectations as well. Consider this, as much as I'd like to have a boyfriend, I have realized that in the bigger picture, that is not really what I want right now.  Future Man, I am a believer in every thing happens for a reason so if you absolutely rock my world and change my mind on any of stuffs, well then so be it but for now while you are still make believe, I have the ability to control the situation.

    By the way, Future Man, I am now in K*C waiting for my aunty from window shopping, you know I hate wasting my time shopping in the mall, don't you? Okay, so I received a wedding invitation 'again' this morning, one of my classmate in SHS is gonna get married next week. WHAT A SURPRISE! I do not even realize that I am now is my 20's. My target for getting married is 24 or 25. wth.. it will happen to me too within the next few years. oh my god. I have to meet you soon then!

          I am writing this when I do not know you exactly or maybe I have met you or I am with you now but we do not know we are destined to be together till the time we are spouse to each other.  Future Man, the readers are all shaking their heads' right now. They cannot even believe the words they are reading because they have been through it all with me. They have read about the countless failed dates, miserable situations, attempts to re-kindle past loves, and how I've somehow managed to remain hopeful throughout it all. Future Man, an average of  hundreds of people are ready to kiss the freakin' ground you walk on. Some will kiss it so that I can finally shut the eff up. Some will kiss it because they are ready to see me happy. And some will kiss it because they know that while we may be in newly found bliss, that there will undoubtedly be more stories to come from our non-relationship relationship.

     While we're on the subject, Future Man, you should know that I write a blog. All of my posts are based on the real-life, down and dirty experiences of Aya's daily and long-term life. The basis of my writing could from something you say, something you do, or anything that you fail to say or do. Be prepared for this, Future Man. Most things that happen between us, if they occur in public, should be considered fair game when it comes to posting but I promise to use discretion when it comes to our private life. Future Man, you should also understand that of the hundreds of people who read my blog, there is only a small handful of people who will actually know who the heck you are. I know this because I know that I don't individually communicate with those hundreds of people very often so the majority of the readers read about my life for entertainment and as a means of relating to my experiences. They do not read because they really care to find out the true identities of the many code-named men. HAHA.

      With all of that being said, Future Man, based on events in recent weeks, I have discovered that there are just three things that I want you to know right now. 

The first is that the little things go a long way.  They don't take too much time but they let me know you care without being too serious. I promise I won't think you want to marry me but it will make me feel like a million bucks in that moment. I am a highly expressive person so you can be sure the gestures will be returned. And that's what it's all about, right? It's about feeling good and enjoying the moments. This should be fun and as soon as it's not....I'm out.

     However, I understand that there might be times when I want to punch you or when you might want to toss me out of a moving car but as long as those reasons aren't anything catastrophic, there is leeway in the "I'm out" policy. This brings me to the second thing I want you to know and that is that sometimes you forgive a person simply because you want that person in your life. What I'm saying is that the expectation that things will be perfect is just dumb but the ratio to fabulous should definitely be favorable.

      Before I mention the third "thing" that I want you to know, Future Man, I'd like to go back to what I said earlier about this not being real life. I can't help but notice how high-maintenance and a little bit crazy all of this might seem to an actual potential future man. The fact that I even wrote a post like this seems to contradict the notion that I can do casual and be free-spirited but like I said, this is all considering that on my blog I can create a perfect world scenario. 

       So how this brings me to point number three is that I don't care what we do, how we do it, or where we're doing it but what matters is that we're doing it together and for the time being we're enjoying it. Over the course of the weekend, having to do with moving and other matters, I heard the phrase, "it's not where you are that matters, it's who you're with." I'm applying this to you, Future Man, because despite the fact that I just wrote this post, all that really matters to me is that you're making me happy and I'm doing the same for you.

      So I say, Future Man, given the opportunity (like on my blog),  I lack the words to describe my hope and my dream about you though. I have a lot to say about you and what I want from you. However, the bottom line is that whoever you are and at whatever phase of my life you enter into the picture, I only want two things: that we make each other happy and that at a given time we define for ourselves what making each other happy actually means. I'm excited for this next stage in my life, which is why I wish I could share my joy with you. But I'm pretty convinced that we'll talk all about this once we meet. And who knows, I'll probably have even more exciting things to tell you then. Exciting, isn't it, Future Man? 

Until we meet... 

xoxo.

     

For you.

Dear you..

Not seeing you for such a long time made me surprise when you called me over midnight last night. That was not your first time to cry on my shoulder. That was just... so sudden that made me worried and wondered why. I said 'hi', you didn't respond. I said 'whats going on?', you just still in your silent mode, but I DID hear the sob. Then I stop asking you and I gave a time to neutralize yourself from your sorrow.

I know you.  You and me had ever had such a relationship. Before that we were bestfriends and so are we now.

30 minutes passed by without any sound, but I still kept waiting anyway. Neither I  surprised nor I expected too much before you shared to me your stories. Trust me, you are going to be okay. You always will. I've known you long enough to know that you'll get through this just fine, whatever the end is going to be.

I would never forget the conversation we always had about how getting through stuff like this. Just pretend that it is just like a piece of cake though in reality, it isn't that effin' easy, but that idea works and make the problems easier to face. Then you started to talk about everything has happened to you. 

Dear you..

I know that hurts you so badly. You know it hurts me also when I see one of my closest people in sadness and feels painful in life. I know you didn't deserve it, but it's life. You have dealt with this before, and you will see another of this in the future. I'm sure.

Just remember, effin loads of wrong turn are necessary existing in your life in order to get you reach the right path. So cheer up. Smile. Laugh. I'm never going anywhere, anyway, Win.

Stay strong! I know you can through this all.


*big hugs*



ps. There's nothing makes breathing easier than hearing you laughed this morning on the phone. Keep smiling, deary.. :)

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... And End Up Scolding Myself For Being Foolish

Matters come and go. Seems like life is complicated and the world looks like not such an easy place for living. People made it that way. though. When it comes to me over and over again, I always try to see the good in everyone. I always think everyone should be given a chance and I always tell myself that everyone has a heart. They are humans, for goodness sake. So,I always forgive those who have hurt me.


There was a time, when I realized that not everyone deserved a chance. Some people were born devils. And they took opportunity to hurt you deeper when you started being good to them. The world was a scary place.



At least, that's what I thought



Mama bilang, "Lagi-lagi seperti ini. Don't trust people too much, Deyang. Not even me. Trust yourself and Allah. Tidak ada yang sempurna selain Dia. Ofcourse you need to listen to everyone. Learn from everything. But you also need to listen to your heart and learn from the past. Let that be a lesson. Allah lagi negor deyang, Allah secara ga langsung lagi cerita sama deyang.Allah pengen jg deyang ngerasain apa yang Dia rasain waktu dia lagi kecewa sama deyang kaya yang deyang rasain ini. Tidak enak toh? Maafin aja kesalahan orang, terserah orang mau ngelakuin apa. Apapun yang deyang lakuin inget selalu sama Allah, lakuin semua ikhlas karena Allah. Allah will never leave you alone. Keep in mind that Allah never sleeps ."


Susi bilang, "Ga ada orang yang baiknya 100% Yak. Jadi ya jangan percaya sm orang 100% juga. Biasanya sesuatu yg kamu terlalu adore biasanya itu dia yang lbh bs bikin km sakit hati. Knpa? Because you expect too much."


Adil bilang, "Lo sih. selalu ngeliat dunia make kacamata item biar bisa ngeliat keindahan dunia dibawah terik matahari. Lo ga sadar, padahal dgn gitu lo cuma mengamankan diri lo doang karna lo takut matahari nyakitin mata lo. Padahal pake kacamata juga, lo ga bakal bisa ngeliat keindahan yang sebenarnya, warna sebenarnya. Makanya, lepasin kacamata lo. Biarin silaunya matahari sesekali nyakitin mata lo.Dunia itu ya seperti itu, terkadang ada kalanya pas di jalan mesti ngerasain yang ga enak dulu buat nyari tau sesuatu yang hakiki, yang enak, yang indah."


Biby bilang, "Tuhan sayang sm semua makhlukNya tanpa terkecuali. Tapi tetep aja pasti ada yang 'tersayang' buat dia. Tergantung gimananya kita, kita mau milih yang mana. Ikhlas aja..Tuhan tau kamu udah ngelakuin yang terbaik"


Mpep bilang, "Udah ga usah dipikirin lg. Setiap orang pernah jatoh bukan cuma lo doang. You can choose one of these two; you wanna sit there thinking about it for the rest of your life, that's death! Or, you wanna get up and do something to make it better, at least for you. That's life!"



Matter is overrated on my mind sometimes.




life is up to you. life is complicated.  life is about taking choices. but above all of what life is, life needs to be well-understood.

I am A Sapiosexual

Iya, saya seorang Sapioseksual. Most people will obviously misunderstand about this title . Surely they do,  because I know any word that has the word "sex" in it may in-tale something wrong or pervy, but not always. 

Definition of sapiosexuality :

(sā-pē-ō-sĕk-shü-ăl'ĭ-tē)

1. (n.) A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.

(source is here )

But to my dense moral critics, Sapiosexual means the ability to find intelligence as the most attractive feature in ones personality.

Oke ya, kali ini sebagian penjelasan gue pake Bahasa Indonesia aja ya ngejelasinnya (btw, gue suka pake bahasa inggris nulisnya bukan berarti gue sok inggris. gue cm pengen ngelatih writing gue in English aja for my better future. muehehe). Soalnya yang gue tau kebanyakan yang ngebahas tentang hal ini semuanya in English, kadang penjelasannya juga ribet juga bikin bingung.

KENAPA GUE BERANI BILANG KALO GUE ITU SAPIOSEKSUAL?

Pertamanya gue ngerasa 'dikatain' nih sama Maulana (sepupu gue ).

M : Mana pacar lo ?                                                                                                                                       Gue : Ga ada. Emang nape?                                                                                                                       M : Dih, ga laku ya lo? sayang banget cakep2 tapi ga laku..                                                                             G : (berasa digampar) ENAK AJE!! Gue milih yaaa.. noted that! Ga sembarangan orang bisa jadi pacar gue.  Lagian gue jg jarang bisa bener-beneran jatoh cinta sama orang.                                                                     M : (masih berusaha keras untuk menghina lbh dlm) ati-ati lo, jangan kebanyakan milih.. ntar telat. orang pada udah nikah lo masih single. yang ada ujung2nya bukan dia orangnya 'gimana sih' lagi, yang ada klo udah kepepet udah tua belom kawin malah 'duuhh, gimana aja deh orangnya yang penting gue kawin!!' yang ada malah jadi perawan tua jablay. hahahahahahaha                                              

G : IH parah amaat omonganya looo mahhh! (muka ngambek) doainnya ga seru!                                       N : (masih dengan ketawa 'setan' nya) Hahahahahahaha abisnyaa.. lu sih pengennya yg ganteng aje, gamau  ama yg jelek. emang tipe cowo lo kaya apa?                                                                                                   G : Ih ga gitu juga lah. yang paling penting itu dia pinter beneran bukan sok pinter. cowo yang bikin gue nganga dan ga bosen sm semua omongannya, berwawasan luas pikirannya di segala aspek, jd kalo diajak ngomong tuh nyambung dan masuk akal obrolannya.open-minded. muka mah udah nomer skian-skian deehh. ya tapi ga mesti jelek-jelek banget sih yaaa.. tapi seenggaknya wlwpun dia jelek bgt juga ya Mas pasti klo dia pinter gitu kliatan cakep aja sih ya. hahahha.                                                                                               N : Tsaaahhh..Sapioseksual banget..                                                                                                              G : Hah? Sapioseksual? Kata apaan tuh?                                                                                                       N : Iye, orang yg mempunyai ketertarikan seksual sama sapi ! hahahaha (sambil berlalu pergi)                         G : ahbgkluopzpsw!!!                                                                                                                                    

NAH

Abis itu penasaran dan gue googling lah itu. ya emang sih secara garis besar Sapioseksual emang berciri begitu. Dia nganggep kalo kepinteran, kemahiran seseorang itu adalah yang paling menarik atensi dibanding kecantikan atau kegantengan. semua orang basically emang gitu sih, at least yaa yg punya tambahan perfect di fisik ya bukan sapioseksual berarti. Gue pribadi jg ga tau ya kenapa gue lebih milih concern ke intelligence seseorang dibanding phisically good looking. ya menurut gue sih percuma aja klo ganteng tapi bego trus diajak ngobrol ga nyambung atau ga sama skali nambahin otak gue sama ilmu yang baru. trus gue juga suka ilfeel sama cowo yang tulisannya ga jelas menurut gue cowo yang tulisannya jelek kaya ceker ayam atau malah suka nyingkat kata2 ,dan itu geje bin asal abis, malah bikin maleeeessss banget. kayaa klo yang di penjelasan itu sih something like 'grammar-nazi' kali ya gue.yang tadinya gue naksir, trus pas tau dia gt gue jd ilang napsu. tapi bukan sama cowo juga sih, kadang kalo milih temen juga gt. yang bisa deket sama gue ya kurang lebih ya juga kaya gitu orangnya. But, I dunno.. I would rather pick the nerdy ones as my special than the handsome-but-has-blank-mind ones.

I just think that.. it's abso-effin-lutely sexy getting lost in each others minds and not only in each other arms. no matter how attractive that person may be, at the end of a long day, the best everyone wants is a meaningful conversation, isn't it?

some people say, 'thinking is essential. people who don't are SO BORING!' and yes that is so true.

but above all this explaination, I am still lil' bit not really get what it REALLY means. LOL

is Sapiosexual definition same as what I've explained above or not? or stating myself as one of this such a 'unique word' people is really so wrong? hell yeah, maybe I'll keep this on check (._.)('_')(^_^)

100 KILOGRAMS? MORE!

Boleh percaya atau tidak 9 orang di foto itu bisa gue masukkan ke dalam mobil ajaib gue.

Sebuah mobil Gets hitam, (bayangkan seberapa mungil ukurannya) yang tak berdosa, akan menjadi pemeran utama di cerita kali ini.

Jadi gini ceritanya, di jam terakhir mata kuliah tadi siang, gue dan Winda (one of the chubbiest also funniest creature in the whole world) berniat untuk melepas penat bersama teman teman dekat kita. Yaudah karena kita berdua yang inisiatif duluan, soo gue sebagai ketua panitia acara ini dan Winda selaku wakil nya pun mengundang ke 7 teman dekat kami (jadi 10 sama gue dan Kiki, Kiki selalu dihitung 2 wakaka). Karena gue ketua acara, gue perintahkan Muti untuk membuat Invitation message nya. gue percaya sama Muti, dia pasti bisa mengetuk pintu hati teman teman yang lain buat ikutan acara kita. beberapa lama kemudian, Muti menyelesaikan tugasnya. Dan begini hasil invitation nya:

Hey Guys! Memperingati hari Sumpah Pemuda yang jatuh jauuhhh sekali dengan hari ngampus kita (rencananya besok kita pada bolos kan yak), gue: Muti cantik, dan dia: Aya kece, mau ngajakin lo semua buat ikut serta ke acara syukuran kecil kecilan ini. Buat dresscode nya sesuai tema, kita pake BATIK! bawahan ROK PUTIH yaw no sandals ladies dan buat tiketnya cukup bawa dvd yang seru buat kita tonton. Simple kan? dari kita, untuk kita :) Acara ini didukung oleh: Karaoke Inul Vista (kita akan melepas penat disana) dan rumah nya Aya. Cp: Aya, Aya, dan Aya. wanna join us? P.S Best dress dapet hadiah spesial loh ;) sama kalo mau ajak temen bilang dulu yah, cz this is private party ;)

Ya gue tau itu super kampung banget, dan bisa diganti semua dengan "Eh, besok ikut karaokean sama dvd marathon brg yuk? mau ga?" and case closed. Tapi yaudah demi menghargai kerja keras Muti akhirnya itu gue kirim ke teman teman yang lain dengan rasa pesimis luar biasa mereka akan tertarik ikutan karena invitation kampung itu. hahhaaha

Tapi ternyata usaha Muti berhasil!! Gak disangka ternyata keeseokan harinya 7 teman yang gue kirimin message itu mau ikut semua! Bahkan mereka excited. Wah alhamdulilah publikasinya berhasil, tapi tunggu dulu! Sebentar.. Semua ini total ada 9 orang.... Tapi pada hari itu.................... kendaraan nya cuma satu. mobil mini gue pulaaa! Oke gue dan Winda pun mulai panik.

Sebenernya gampang sih tinggal naik taksi aja sebagian, dan masalah beres, tapi ternyata persahabatan kita terlalu erat.. Ga ada yang mau dipisahkan. Semuanya mau ttp bareng bareng... Oke kalo ini baru tinggal gue aja yang panik. Mobil gue bukan angkot atau metromini.. What should I do then???!! Tapi ternyata mereka semua semangaat. Dan kita pun mulai mencoba, memasukkan satu persatu pantat demi pantat, mengatur formasi yang tepat supaya nggak berat sebelah. dibelakang 6, bangku supir gue sendiri (bisa sih berdua tapi gue masih mau idup), di bangku co-pilot 2 orang. total 9 orang.........

Boleh percaya boleh engga. terserah. Gue juga ngga percaya sebenernya.

That was the most unforgetable and exciting moment!!! Gue harus menginjak gas sekuat tenaga, dan berkonsentrasi dalam menyetir karena spion kanan kiri belakang ketutupan kepala orang. Semua orang dijalan yang liat mobil gue pasti syok dan ngakak sambil nunjuk nunjuk. ada beberapa dari mereka yang menyempatkan diri untuk menghitung berapa isi di mobil gue.

Susah sekali berkonsentrasi dimobil itu. Sebentar sebentar ada yang teriak..

"Aduhhh kaki gue keinjek siapa nih?!"
"Doooh pantat gue keram!"
"Auuu ini tangan siapa yang gue dudukin ini?"
"Duhh kepala gue kejedoot!!"
"Wey ac dong ac gue gabisa napas disini"
"Yak jalannya buruan! malu diliatin orang"
"Eh ini kalo ada polisi gimana??? kan didepan gaboleh berdua!"

Jeder!! Teriakan yang terakhir itu membuat kita semua panik. Oiyaa gimana nih ya kalo ada polisi! Matii gue. tapi ternyata teman teman gue pinter semua. Gue lupa ini ide siapa, tapi ada yang bilang "tuker posisi aja, Ana sama Ani (mereka anak kembar) yang didepan berdua!! nanti kalo ditilang bilang aja KEMBAR SIAM!!"

wait. 

Itu mungkin ide terbodoh terkonyol dan terhebat seumur hidup gue. Satu mobil ngakak semua dengernya tapi kita semua setuju, lalu mewujudkan ide brilian itu, Ana sama Ani akhirnya sibuk mengatur posisi mereka duduk Dengan posisi kembar siam yang sealami mungkin, kan gamungkin orang percaya kembar siam kalo posisi mereka pangku pangkuan.. jadi mereka harus berbagi tempat supaya bisa kembar siam yang nempel disamping. Kita pun sibuk membuat rekayasa skenario kembar siam itu kalo kalo nanti beneran ditilang. Hahaha.

Sepanjang perjalanan gak berhenti2 nya ketawa, adaaa aja yang mulai nyeletuk nyeletuk aneh. Pertama kita makan siang dulu, karaokean, baru kerumah gue di xxxxxxx. That was truly an exhausting but also craziest journey EVER. Everything went terribly fun! Sampe pas di green garden, pas kita mau mampir ke sebuah supermarket buat beli minum, di pinggir jalan gue liat ada sepasang kekasih yang kayaknya lagi berantem, awalnya sih keliatannya berantemnya kaya berantem biasa, kayak sinetron ftv jaman sekarang, muka cewe nya keliatan abis nangis, rambutnya basah (ini gue gak tau kenapa), sampe akhirnya lama kelamaan adegan mereka jadi kayak tayangan kriminal di Buser. Si cewek narik baju si cowok sampe hampir robek sambil teriak marah marah, si cowok ternyata gamau kalah dia dorong si cewek terus sesekali mukul dan nabok, si cewek bales nabok, si cowo nampar dan nyekek si cewe sambil di dorong menuju deket deket got (entah kenapa adegannya emang random banget).

Seisi mobil gue (masih 9 orang) langsung panik. Bayangin 9 orang semua panik di satu mobil kecil berisiknya kaya apa. "Anjir eh itu parah bgt gila wey!! gimana nih serem banget itu!!" gue disitu mungkin yang paling panik, mungkin karena jiwa kepahlawanan gue tinggi gue langsung buka pintu, gue mau turun sok sok melerai tapi gue kan sbg supir yg megang kemudi, akhirnya gue teriak "Mutiii! turun muutt!! tolongin itu cewenya kasiaan!! turunn!!" terus ke 7 orang yang lain heboh nanggepin "Jangan wey!! nanti lo ikut digampar! bisa dibunuh wey!! jangan kita disini aaja nontonin!" dan bahkan ada salah satu yang sibuk motret2in kejadian serem itu. -_-

Karena mobil gue berenti bikin macet dan udah diklaksonin mobil2 dibelakang, gue membatalkan niat gue jadi pahlawan dan meneruskan perjalanan ke supermarket. Sambil nungguin yang beli minuman, gue dimobil sama sebagian temen temen berdiskusi menerka nerka kenapa 2 pasangan kekasih tadi bertengkar demikian seremnya. lalu muncul beberaapa dugaan :

1. kayaknya cowoknya habis melakukan perbuatan 'asusila' ke ceweknya terus mau ninggalin ceweknya, soalnya rambut ceweknya basah, berati habis....... (pikiran dramatis)

2. kayaknya sebenernya itu adalah syuting reality show, sebenernya di mobil di ujung jalan ada panda sama mandala yang lagi bersiap siap turun untuk menyelesaikan masalah, rambut basah ceweknya diakibatkan mereka sudah 'take' ulang berkali kali, ceweknya udah nyebur got berkali kali tapi adegannya masih blm beres jadi diulang lagi........ (korban televisi)

Jadi bayangin ga sih kalau ternyata yang bener itu pikiran yang ke-2 terus tiba2 kita turun rame2 sok sok ngelerai mereka sambil bilang 'udah udah plis jangan berantem' dan sang sutradara tiba-tiba dateng marah marahin kita.. #$%%^&**

SKIP !

Habis dari supermarket kita balik lagi ke TKP mau lanjutin nonton kali aja masih ada, kebetulan udah ada yang beli keripik buat camilan, eh tapi ternyata pasangan misterius itu udah ngga ada di tkp, dannnn emang dasar temen temen gue gila mereka ttp kekeuh nyari pasangan Kasar itu kemana perginya, gue pun nurut nyetirin muter-muter green garden (dalam formasi 9 orang yang sama,si kembar masih pura pura kembar siam) nyari dimana mereka ngelanjutin gulatnya, apakah panda dan mandala bisa menyelesaikan masalah mereka??

setiap pasangan yang kita liat kita datengin siapa tau itu pasangan serem tadi. tapi ternyata kita tidak bisa menemukan pasangan itu. dimana pun mereka berada, semoga mereka baik baik aja. semoga ceweknya ngga masuk angin, semoga mereka cepet akur.... amin.

Acara hari itu berakhir di rumah gue. I thhink, I'll never ever forgot that 'heavy' moment. oh Gosh I am deadly too in love with my friends…

tapi boong ! HAHA

cao!

Aya.